Fuck Me Boots

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by TooCute
Sew some elastic into the top of them - or the highest part of the boot where the entire circumfrence of the boot actually touches your leg.

you can also buy grippy tape, the kind you find on some strapless bras and thigh-high hose, or around the ankles of running tights.

but the heels are only an ince high? forget it, just get your self a new pair of REAL fuck me boots!

Not a bad suggestion actually, though I can't so much as sew a goddamn button on. I actually was given a simpler one, handwash the tops with mild soap and light starch, let them dry all crunched up in elastics and shit. Should extend their lifespan a little.

And damn, they're actually an inch and a half, which puts me at 5'9, that's tall enough for a chick - not to mention they cost me a goddamn arm and leg. USD.

Shove the heel up my ass and call it a night.

If I have to retire them.....what a way to go!! Is there room though?