07-29-2003, 03:50 AM
Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
So now because I'm a lefty, I'm an \"anomaly\"??? Sheesh.... :confused:
well, in a sense, yes.
The majority of us humans are right handed. I didn't intend on using the word "anomoly" as a negative. Neo is an anomoly and he's the one who is destined to free the human race from the machines. 
I used "anomoly" as in "not the popular preferred standard / choice / example" (right handedness, heterosexual preferences, etc. all "preferred standards"). For the most part, people don't choose to become lefthanded.
They just are. You find out in kindergarten if/when you needed to ask for "better scissors". And whenever you started liking "boys" or "girls", thats what you liked. Too bad society still maintains an environment where being gay IS looked down upon.
Do we judge you, all ye of the lefthanded people? Do we feel embarrassed to have lefthanded children? Is lefthanded programming too risque for daytime network t.v.?
All I know for sure is this:
When I am presented with a well groomed & maintained FAHH-gyne-nah, I melt on the inside. I become giddy with excitement, fo' sho'. ah nah nah! of LEGAL age of course...you pervs.
Now, inversely, I gather that when a fanooki sees dah cock, he just WANTS IT. There's no reasoning with him; there's no discussion as to why he wants it, he just does. Just like how I get whenever I see the royalty that is a womans' love socket.
Biologically speaking, we are due to have the occasional fudge packer come about, and live amongst us. Its all in the numbers. Just the way its gonna be. They have a right to live in a world like lefthanded people do, thats what I'm saying.
But I ain't no fuckin' lefthanded faggot.
(not that theres anything wrong with that...'cause there isn't.)
Sloats - Show me a naturally righthanded kid that breaks his arm and teaches himself how to become lefthanded and I'll show you someone who (after healing) is ambidexterous.