07-31-2003, 02:08 PM
Deaf.
At least then I could ignore all the stupid things people say in conversation ("Sorry, can't hear you, I'm deaf. No, I don't want a lap dance, stop bugging me.")
Shit, I've already pretended to not be able to hear people to get them to leave me alone. Plus you can read lips to get around it (a definite plus when dealing with hot chicks.) No one's ever pretended to be blind or mute, so deaf definitely is the best. If you don't pick it, you're a loser
At least then I could ignore all the stupid things people say in conversation ("Sorry, can't hear you, I'm deaf. No, I don't want a lap dance, stop bugging me.")
Shit, I've already pretended to not be able to hear people to get them to leave me alone. Plus you can read lips to get around it (a definite plus when dealing with hot chicks.) No one's ever pretended to be blind or mute, so deaf definitely is the best. If you don't pick it, you're a loser