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[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Originally posted by Suzie
Last night I was putting things away in a lower kitchen cabinet. Closing the door caused the top cabinet to swing open fast, smack into my ceiling fan (like me it was on high), which flickered, made a loud helicopter noise, then blew a fuse and all the lights went out. It was pitch black and I went grabbing for the keys to my garage, where the fuse box is, knocked off my wall hanging, then stumbled toward the door. Of course I bumped into the coffee table, knocked over the bong, and spilled bongwater ON MY BED. Worst thing ever.
Set a personal record for the most catastrophes achieved in the shortest amount of time possible.

Bong Water Bed!!!! :nod:

I see a new product for stoners!!!!