Pete Rose may be reinstated as early as 2004...

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Can we just stop OJ period?? I'll start the petition myself. Here's a rough draft:

We, the undersigned to hereby request that Orenthal James Simpson (AKA O. J. Juice, The Juice, Murdering Schwoogie, et.al) cease all functions related to, dealing with, and pertaining to life. Furthermore we demand you confess your crimes and cease and desist with your continuing charade, of which humiliation has been brought upon yourself, your family and the negroid race, in general. Hencforth and herewithto, our final request is that you GET IN THE FUCKIN' COFFIN!!!!!

Respectfully yours,

James B. Eyes Queens, N.Y.


How's that??