You people make me sick

[tinymike]

what advice is that? I have so much that I share with people.

- Never piss into the wind
- If you're white, never run in harlem yelling "where ma niggas at?"
- Be carefule where you stick your dick into. You never know who else was there before you.
- never shit on the lawn of city hall and expect not to get arrested. Even if you WERE fertilizing it.
- Never tease GIP with a twinkie. You could lose your arm.
- Never smack Alkey in the ass and expect him not to get excited and try to hump your leg afterwards.

or my all time favorite -

Expect the unexpected when you least expect it from the unsuspected.