08-14-2003, 03:20 PM
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
what advice is that? I have so much that I share with people.
- Never piss into the wind
- If you're white, never run in harlem yelling \"where ma niggas at?\"
- Be carefule where you stick your dick into. You never know who else was there before you.
- never shit on the lawn of city hall and expect not to get arrested. Even if you WERE fertilizing it.
- Never tease GIP with a twinkie. You could lose your arm.
- Never smack Alkey in the ass and expect him not to get excited and try to hump your leg afterwards.
or my all time favorite -
Expect the unexpected when you least expect it from the unsuspected.
What heppened to "Don't mess with Jim!"?
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>