08-18-2003, 05:29 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
The only time I wouldn't muff dive is if the girl is sporting a serious afro down south or the odor reminds me of a bad day in a tijuana dumpster. Other than that, I'm a huge advocate.
Here's a few hints I learned over the years
- try spelling out the alphabet on her.
- make figure 8s, first on the outer lips, then the inner, then outer.
If she's not squeezing your head in a deathgrip leglock by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
what are you doing later?