08-19-2003, 02:24 PM
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
[Rooners' Ex]
\"I want a divorce. I also want the house, the dog, both cars and the kids. I've been fucking your best friend, the mailman, AND your brothers, both of them. Also, just know that I've cheated on you for as long as we've dated and been together.
an excerpt from \"Why I am Gay\" by Rooner.
in the end...they both band together pointing out how others must eat twinkies so their negative attributes are all A-OK.
The Rooner becomes the head of Gay Men's Health Crisis, bringing twinkies to AIDS patients.