08-20-2003, 03:29 PM
Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely nude."
They say fine, she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams, "I won! I won!"
She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.
For a minute the two dealers stare at each other.
Then the first one says, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The second dealer says, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
They say fine, she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams, "I won! I won!"
She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.
For a minute the two dealers stare at each other.
Then the first one says, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The second dealer says, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>