Blurring the line separating church and state...

[SO]

And a reply to the Idiot Crackle:

If you get rid of #1 and #2 and possibly #10, the rest are all laws in this country.

Are they?

So Commandments 3 through 9 are Federal laws?

3. Do not vainly use the name of your God [the God of the Hebrews].

FUCK GOD FUCK JESUS

Where's the warrant for my arrest?

4. Do no work on the seventh day of the week.

So the man who delivers the Sunday Times to my house is a criminal? Why isn't he in jail?

5. Honor your parents.

What if my father is Charles Manson? If he tells me to kill you, wouldn't I be in violation of this commandment if I refuse?

6. Do not kill.

Agreed. Holding my tongue here...

7. Do not commit adultery.

Immoral, I agree. A crime...no.

8. Do not steal.

See #6

9. Do not give false testimony against another.

Perjury is illegal. If "false testimony" is telling your friend that you were banging a hot chick, when you were actually jerking off to a porno, I think you know better.

Please do better next time.