08-28-2003, 06:04 PM
Shouldn't have gotten knocked up.
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Shouldn't have thought that this world would have benefitted from having your genes in the next generation's gene pool.
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I pulled my fucking hamstring last night and it fucking kills. This, one week before I go on vacation where my wife will be expecting to get knocked up because
1) I am not miserable enough
2) I have the emotional capacity to deal with childen
3) I have too much time as it is
4) Any child I breed is guarenteed to be professional athlete material and will not be locked in a school lockers because he knows how to play chess
5) The white race is dying and we need to do our part produce white children
6) We can easily afford to have her stop working for 2-3 years
7) I have too many legos and need to learn to share my computer.
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Shouldn't have thought that this world would have benefitted from having your genes in the next generation's gene pool.
-or-
I pulled my fucking hamstring last night and it fucking kills. This, one week before I go on vacation where my wife will be expecting to get knocked up because
1) I am not miserable enough
2) I have the emotional capacity to deal with childen
3) I have too much time as it is
4) Any child I breed is guarenteed to be professional athlete material and will not be locked in a school lockers because he knows how to play chess
5) The white race is dying and we need to do our part produce white children
6) We can easily afford to have her stop working for 2-3 years
7) I have too many legos and need to learn to share my computer.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>