09-15-2003, 09:52 PM
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
And to think that whenever I watch \"Planet of the Apes\", all I think of is Ant doing his Heston impression.
<b>EDIT</b>:
Quote:The New World Power:I would buy that argument, except <a href=http://www.press.jhu.edu/books/walkers_mammals_of_the_world/tables/text.south_america.primates.html target=new>aside from humans, all primates in South America are physically small and weak</a>. I don't even believe most of these species would survive the destruction of the rain forests, much less be able to perform the physical labor you describe.
Luckily, on region will survive: the Southern Hemisphere. Africa will strickly be desert for the most part, but Brazil will quickly chop down its rainforrest and convert it into farmland. At first it will use Oil from Argentina, but slowly it will be forced to turn to manual labor. It will slowly turn to simians as a slave labor, but as Darwin teaches us, those with the most desirable qualities will survive. Thus it will be on the Brazilian farms. Those monkeys will higher intelligence will slowly learn cultivation until, after many many centuries, they are finally able to communicate, and then take over the farms.
The larger primates who were depicted in the film (chimps, orangutans, gorillas) are all African in nature.
I'm not saying that they wouldn't be importing any monkeys.... Get on a sailboat, sail over to Africa.... Load a boat up with Monkeys.... According to my thesis the jungle's will survive and the only men would be devoid from technology: Bushmen, Aboriginany, North Korea. And the jungles of the Southern Hemi would be free from a majority of the radioactive calamity. I did abridge it quite a bit.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>