I killed a coon.

[Grumpy]

I live in the fucking sticks of upstate new york, so hitting animals on the road is par for the course. I've hit:

- A family of possum
- 3 Raccoons (seperately)
- A skunk (smell didn't go away for days)
- About half a dozen ground hogs
- Almost hit a coyote
- nearly wrecked my car swerving from a runaway cow from one of the local farms
- and the mrs. smashed the shit out of the front of her car when she hit a suicidal deer that decided to run out in front of her.

Given a choice of swerving and getting into an accident or driving into a ditch versus hitting the dumb fuckin animal that's too stupid to move or doesn't move fast enough........the animal dies. Sorry, but it's survival of the fittest.


Does anyone have the latest scoring system for pedestrians? The last version I have says old ladies are 20 points, old ladies with canes or walkers 30 and a bonus 10 is they have their back to you. Bonus 25 if they look at you with the "hang tight sonny, I'm moving as fast I can" (holy shit, he's about to hit me) look on their face.