Fantasies

[The Brain]

Originally posted by Lord Magus
Generally.... yes, just not at work (though THAT one was an exception, and before the comments start, let's make it official for the new forums...


I am NOT gay!!!)

Courtesy of <a href=http://www.m-w.com/home.htm target=new>Merriam-Webster</a>:
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Main Entry: ¹gay
Pronunciation: 'gA
Function: <i>adjective</i>
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French <i>gai</i>
Date: 14th century
<b>1 a</b> : happily excited : MERRY <b>b</b> : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits
<b>2 a</b> : BRIGHT, LIVELY <<i>gay</i> sunny meadows> <b>b</b> : brilliant in color
<b>3</b> : given to social pleasures; also : LICENTIOUS
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So, why exactly aren't you happy? Is anything wrong?

Oh, I see, you're denying this:
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<b>4 a</b> : HOMOSEXUAL <b>b</b> : of, relating to, or used by homosexuals <the gay rights movement> < a <i>gay</i> bar>
synonym see LIVELY
- gay <i>adverb</i>
- gay·ness <i>noun </i>
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Well not to worry, we got someone to fill in for you around here. His name's Rooner.