09-22-2003, 03:54 PM
bitch!
but ya got to admit - it's a great setup for getting to know a girl if she's got cramps.
roon - "Hi, my names is roonie"
girl - "Hi, I'm (insert hooker's name here)"
roon - "How are you?"
girl - "I'm cramping and pms'ing"
roon - "ya know - I have this great massage technique that will help get rid of the pain"
girl - "oh?"
roon - "yeah, but you have to be naked and you have to let me touch down there"
girl - "hey, if it works....why not"
girl "by the way - that'll cost you $100"
but ya got to admit - it's a great setup for getting to know a girl if she's got cramps.
roon - "Hi, my names is roonie"
girl - "Hi, I'm (insert hooker's name here)"
roon - "How are you?"
girl - "I'm cramping and pms'ing"
roon - "ya know - I have this great massage technique that will help get rid of the pain"
girl - "oh?"
roon - "yeah, but you have to be naked and you have to let me touch down there"
girl - "hey, if it works....why not"
girl "by the way - that'll cost you $100"
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