09-25-2003, 02:25 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
I have no control over the situation. She keeps one-eyed willie in a jar and uses it whenever SHE wants. I'm just the piece of useless flesh that she attaches it to when she needs it.
Dumbass....that is why you buy her the kind that plugs into the wall....that way you can spend more time spanking it to internet porn and thoughts of nubile young co-eds
Dammit, I knew I should have made that left turn at Albequerque