09-26-2003, 05:07 PM
**edit - I've been asked to consolidate the remaining tops to one thread. out of respect to the powers that be, I will comply. Unlike the useless prick Ken, I stop when asked.
#6 - His fear that people would find out that he REALLY IS balloonknot kicked in and needed a distraction to throw them off.
#5 - he realized that people actually like balloonknot more than they like him. It's a lesser of two evils thing.....
#4 - the panties he wears were riding up on him and giving him a severe rash and causing him to be moody.
#3 - his career goals have changed from assessing risks to being a risk
#2 - ringling brothers called and turned him down for the job of shit sweeper.
and the number 1 thing that happened to ken.........................
#6 - His fear that people would find out that he REALLY IS balloonknot kicked in and needed a distraction to throw them off.
#5 - he realized that people actually like balloonknot more than they like him. It's a lesser of two evils thing.....
#4 - the panties he wears were riding up on him and giving him a severe rash and causing him to be moody.
#3 - his career goals have changed from assessing risks to being a risk
#2 - ringling brothers called and turned him down for the job of shit sweeper.
and the number 1 thing that happened to ken.........................
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