04-28-2003, 05:01 AM
It was a beautiful day today. No, that's not what the FU is for, I realize that Alkey does not control the weather, and even if he did, I wouldn't be upset with him for making today a beautiful day, that would just be plain silly. The FU is because I decided that I felt like going down the street with my basketball and shooting around for a while, but I had nobody to play with. I used to play ball with my brother all the time, but he's busy with his wife and kids these days. Of the very few friends that I have, Alkey is the only one that happens to be into basketball. However, my furry little Irish friend lives in friggin' New Jersey and I'm on Long Island, making it quite difficult to play ball with him. So I had to take my basketball and go shoot around by myself like a loser. So FU Alkey, you live too fucking far away. Dick.