Hey, girls, wanna go to college on a full time athletic scholarship, and not be surrounded by hulking lesbian she-beasts

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When I was in high school, my best friend was trying out for cheerleading. She practiced and practiced and I thought it was so retarded, how difficult could it be that she needed to practice so much? So she challenged me to just go and try out, so I did. Unfortunately I made it. While I still think it is totally ridiculous how serious those girls take it, it did require strength and endurance, which in my mind qualifies as a sport.