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[BARRY MANILOW]

V.D.
(SUNG TO CROCODILE ROCK)

I remember when sex was cool.
Me and Suzie did it in the pool.
Then we did it in the high school gym
With a smile on her face and baby batter on her chin

But now all of that has changed
I’ve been feeling kinda strange
I’ve got an inflamed foreskin
My junk is all itchy and head is in a spin, well oh

What did she give me? It sure hurts to pee
And I’m puking up a lung.
I’ve got these bumps on my junk and they’ve spread up to my tongue.
I’m gonna, gonna get real sick
And all because I used my dick.
And now I notice that my urination is thick.
Why?wh-wh-wh-wh-why?

Now I’m siting at home and I’m all alone
Trying to get the doctor on the telephone.
Maybe he can prescribe some good pills
So I can relive this huge pain that kills.

My yambag has grown in size
Feels like a bowling ball between my thighs
I still can’t believe my eyes
I’m starting to look like Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly”
Well, my…junk is dripping, my ass is ripping
And my pants are filled with crust
I got this feeling down deep inside that I’m about to bust.
I’m gonna, gonna kill that chick
Who caused this flaking on my stick
I gotta get down to the hospital, now, quick

Why-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-why?….


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