Yeah so i have questions...

[Grumpy]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Little woman won't put out?

Will she at least take it in the ass?

Let me summarize it with a joke I used to tell:

A sexual therapist is giving a lecture in a huge auditorium with 1000 people. She takes a survey and asks "how many people have sex once a day". A few people raise their hand. "how many people have sex once a week", a few more people raise their hand. "How many people have sex once a month", and a few more people raise their hand". And she finally ends with "how many people have sex once a year". One guy in the back of the auditorium starts jumping up and down all excited and is screaming "I do, I do, that's me, I do". The therapist is puzzled and asks "sir, if you only have sex once a year, why are you so excited to share that with us"...and GRUMPY responds:

"cuz tonights the night! tonights the night"......

better joke: Why is Grumpy like Santa Claus? cuz he only comes once a year and no really notices anymore.....