10-14-2003, 04:44 PM
I've got a career prospect for her:
it involves tight, skimpy outfits and alot of oral dicktation. (That's how <b>I</b> spell it)
And now my personal ode to Anna:
KOURNIKOVA
(SUNG TO KODACHROME by Paul Simon)
When I turn on the t.v.,
And flip through the channels.
I pass the talk shows, and I pass the soaps.
But then she caught my attention, I couldn’t believe that
A tennis game could lift up all my hopes.
Kournikova…wears the tight white outfit
While chasing the fuzzy balls
Your golden hair is flowing all around, oh yeah.
I got a hold on something
She flashes me her camel toe
Oh God, please bend my Kournikova down.
If she was just a little better
At playing tennis
She’d be on t.v. for more than a day
When she reaches for a towel, and I reach for mine
And make a “racquet†in my own way
Kournikova…wears the tight white outfit
While chasing the fuzzy balls
Your golden hair is flowing all around, oh yeah.
I got a hold on something
She flashes me her camel toe
Oh God, please bend my Kournikova down.
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikov...
(Preferably over my stove)
God, please bend my Kournikova down
it involves tight, skimpy outfits and alot of oral dicktation. (That's how <b>I</b> spell it)
And now my personal ode to Anna:
KOURNIKOVA
(SUNG TO KODACHROME by Paul Simon)
When I turn on the t.v.,
And flip through the channels.
I pass the talk shows, and I pass the soaps.
But then she caught my attention, I couldn’t believe that
A tennis game could lift up all my hopes.
Kournikova…wears the tight white outfit
While chasing the fuzzy balls
Your golden hair is flowing all around, oh yeah.
I got a hold on something
She flashes me her camel toe
Oh God, please bend my Kournikova down.
If she was just a little better
At playing tennis
She’d be on t.v. for more than a day
When she reaches for a towel, and I reach for mine
And make a “racquet†in my own way
Kournikova…wears the tight white outfit
While chasing the fuzzy balls
Your golden hair is flowing all around, oh yeah.
I got a hold on something
She flashes me her camel toe
Oh God, please bend my Kournikova down.
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikova down
God, please bend my Kournikov...
(Preferably over my stove)
God, please bend my Kournikova down