10-17-2003, 01:04 PM
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(CUT TO SPANISH CLASS)
Beavis: Nicaragua.... arriba.... andelay.... I AM CORNHOLIO!! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
Spanish teacher: Senor Beavis! Donde esta tu hallpass?
Beavis: Are you threatening me? You will give my T.P. ... bungholio!
Spanish teacher: Beavis.... just what in the hell do you think you are doing?
Beavis: DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! Do you have any oleo?
Spanish teacher: Get the hell outa my class and go straight to the principal's office. NOW!
Beavis: Ummmmmmm.... okay. THE PRINCIPAL.... he will give me T.P.! heh heh I would hate for my bungholio to get polio...
Where I come from we have no bunghole... heh heh heh heh
Spanish teacher: "Ahhh, las luces aprendidas, pero nadie en casa....." (The lights are on, but nobody's home....)
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