This beats hair in your food

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Wouldn't you notice a condom on your spoon though?

Yeah I don't buy it.

Recently can't remember where or what I was eating (I think it may have been Lonestar's amarillo cheese fries) I came across a small hair. I'm pretty sure it was an eye lash. I pulled it off the food flung it to the floor and continued to eat.

I didn't throw up, complain or feel the need to even tell my wife who was sitting across from me.

The only time I can remember telling a waiter about something was when I bit into a twist-tie that was in my salad. They gave me a new salad for free and we called it even.