11-25-2003, 08:01 PM
FTL was arrested along with Michael Jackson, having been caught in a sting operation called: "<b>B</b>ig <b>U</b>nderage <b>N</b>eeners <b>G</b>roup". <b>BUNG</b> was formulated by a new branch of the FBI, called: <b>H</b>ate <b>O</b>rphan <b>L</b>ovin' <b>E</b>go. This <b>BUNG/HOLE</b> dragnet has caught FTL, and he is in a cell at Rahway with none-other than fellow YMB poster: Rooner.