12-12-2003, 01:51 AM
I was racing up the stairs for a loud sound, and tripped going up the stairs.
I myself think there's nothing funnier than watching somebody trip going UP the stairs! STUPID FUCK!
Buuuuuuuut I did. My stairs are marble. I sliced my shin a good six inches. Not deep enough for stitches, I think. Besides, they don't really even do stitches anymore. Now they tape it. You drive half an hour, wait a fucking hour and a half in emergency, and the doctor tapes it up to heal together.
If I thought stitches were warranted, I'd honestly just pull out the Scotch tape and eradicate the middleman.
But the bruise is from my ankle almost to my knee. Stunning.
And, on an off-note: "The Simple Life" fucking sucks donkey piss. I can't believe I even was sucked in enough to try to watch it once.
I myself think there's nothing funnier than watching somebody trip going UP the stairs! STUPID FUCK!
Buuuuuuuut I did. My stairs are marble. I sliced my shin a good six inches. Not deep enough for stitches, I think. Besides, they don't really even do stitches anymore. Now they tape it. You drive half an hour, wait a fucking hour and a half in emergency, and the doctor tapes it up to heal together.
If I thought stitches were warranted, I'd honestly just pull out the Scotch tape and eradicate the middleman.
But the bruise is from my ankle almost to my knee. Stunning.
And, on an off-note: "The Simple Life" fucking sucks donkey piss. I can't believe I even was sucked in enough to try to watch it once.
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