BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me?

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by The Brain
<a href=http://www.thedogtranslator.com/index.php?aff_id=17&aff_sub_id=118 target=new>New \"dog translator\" hits the market; promises to tell pet owners what Fido is <i>really</i> talking about</a>. :lol:

The Bow-Lingual is based on groundbreaking voiceprint and behavior analysis conducted at the renowned Japan Acoustic Laboratory. Dr. Matsumi Suzuki of the lab created voiceprints of over 5,000 dog bark samples, determining that there are six fundamental patterns to dog barks. Dr. Suzuki and his staff videotaped each sample and then worked with animal behaviorists from the prestigious Kogure Animalo Hospital, veterinarians and the dogs owners to identify which emotion was being expressed. This research concluded that the six voiceprint patterns statistically correspond to six basic emotions: happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive and needy. This system was codified into the Animal Emotion Analysis System (AEAS).

OK, who wants in on the Santa pool to buy this for Hottie, so GIP doesn't have to loosely translate her Cannnannadianese anymore?

The running board pool right now is for a treadmill for your fat black ass.

One thing at a time damnit.