You can all shut up & stop whining now.

[The Man]

You have no idea what my job is. The fact he went to Princeton means nothing. This place is litered with Ivy Leaguers (yet somehow I snuck in).

You don't know what I look like or what I act like because you couoldn't come out that weekend because you are henpecked pansy boy.

You made your call that I would bail on everyone and that if I did show up, I would be a wallflower like Arpi. You are clueless as I ooze personality and wit. Coupling my charms, my good looks, and my humility, it more than makes up for my small penis as women love me and men envy me.