The Official " What I Got For Christmas " Thread

[RapeFantasizer]

A leather jacket I don't like, so I returned, (aka cash).
A George Foreman grill that I already have, so I returned, (aka cash).
A set of pots and pans, but I have enough, so I returned them, (aka cash).
Cash!
A gift card for Bed Bath & Beyond.
Shower gel, (So George can use it and think I don't know).
Hot Chocolate.
A scarf and gloves.
Socks.