If you idiots are going to mock my physical traits; at least get them correct

[The Man]

This whole "big chin" thing is just foolish.
More accurate comments would the fact that:
I have a big ass; my pants size could be two size smaller if it weren't for that
I have red hair; I mean that's always game for mockery.
I have crooked teeth. Well, one crooked tooth really. But it's one of my two front teeth so it really stands out.
I'm very pale. As an Irish/Scottish guy, I have really fair skin and have never had a suntan in my life. It's not physically possible. But I can get really bad sunburns.
While I am certainly not overweight, I just have no muscle tone whatsoever. I am like a lighter version of Norton.
I have small hands, which as the myth goes foretells a small penis. I can attest to this

But really, the big ass is probably the one I've been made fun of for the most over the course of my life. This whole big chin/long face thing is just foolishly innacurate. Hopefully, this will help you more accurately mock physical characteristics when you can't battle me intelectually, which is well all the time.