01-06-2004, 10:33 PM
Around my office, if any item needs to be moved, regardless of how heavy it is (or most of the time, ISN'T), all the men are asked to move this or that on the random occasion. (despite the fact that the company has sent out multiple memos stating that NO ONE is to do ANY type of lifting/moving...that movers are to be called in)
It's assumed that just because we have a penis, we are supposed to do all of the lifting; "have penis, will carry".
I say: BUMP DAT!
This one gal asked me to help her carry something down to the car. I said "sure" and grabbed the box.
It weighed about 8 pounds. MAYBE.
I, being the nice guy that I am, proceeded to carry it downstairs. When we got to her car I asked her to hold the box for a second.
When she was able to do so successfully, I told her: "next time, the box you need help with better be heavy". (in a ball busting but quasi-serious manner)
I believe my point got across; she hasn't bothered me since.
P.S. $20.55.
It's assumed that just because we have a penis, we are supposed to do all of the lifting; "have penis, will carry".
I say: BUMP DAT!
This one gal asked me to help her carry something down to the car. I said "sure" and grabbed the box.
It weighed about 8 pounds. MAYBE.
I, being the nice guy that I am, proceeded to carry it downstairs. When we got to her car I asked her to hold the box for a second.
When she was able to do so successfully, I told her: "next time, the box you need help with better be heavy". (in a ball busting but quasi-serious manner)
I believe my point got across; she hasn't bothered me since.
P.S. $20.55.