01-07-2004, 12:53 PM
Ahh what an exciting collection of topics to comment on but getting paid to take a shit is great.
Here's the workplace etiquette that I and my cowokers follow. I take a shit in the office bathroom. Office is on the upper floor of an old colonial house so its a residential bathroom but it has no vent or anything like that so I have to crack the window. One day I forget to do that and the chick that works here catches the scent with her superpowered nasal abilities and makes a fuss about it.
This bitch went as far as to go in there and light a match. I wouldn't have cared if she did it quietly but it was like a whole production. Meanwhile when she's walking around the office with her stinky ass bare feet and I make a comment about how they stink she gets all upset and my matter-of-fact comment.
Fuck her. I'll leave the window closed more often now.
Here's the workplace etiquette that I and my cowokers follow. I take a shit in the office bathroom. Office is on the upper floor of an old colonial house so its a residential bathroom but it has no vent or anything like that so I have to crack the window. One day I forget to do that and the chick that works here catches the scent with her superpowered nasal abilities and makes a fuss about it.
This bitch went as far as to go in there and light a match. I wouldn't have cared if she did it quietly but it was like a whole production. Meanwhile when she's walking around the office with her stinky ass bare feet and I make a comment about how they stink she gets all upset and my matter-of-fact comment.
Fuck her. I'll leave the window closed more often now.
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