01-07-2004, 07:11 PM
My father told me when I was young that we needed to conserve toilet paper for septic reasons.
He told me from now on here's the procedure:
#1)Rip a single square of tp from the roll
#2)Tear a small square off one corner
#3)Stick you finger through the center of the square
#4)Wipe the hole with your finger
#5)Take free hand, start at your knuckle and slide hand up until tissue square is wrapped around shitty finger
#6)Pull finger out effectivley removing poop from finger
#7)Take the small square from step #2 and clean fingernail out.
#8)Flush toilet.
He told me from now on here's the procedure:
#1)Rip a single square of tp from the roll
#2)Tear a small square off one corner
#3)Stick you finger through the center of the square
#4)Wipe the hole with your finger
#5)Take free hand, start at your knuckle and slide hand up until tissue square is wrapped around shitty finger
#6)Pull finger out effectivley removing poop from finger
#7)Take the small square from step #2 and clean fingernail out.
#8)Flush toilet.