02-02-2004, 11:18 PM
<marquee><font size=+2 color=red><b>The following is a special YMB News Bulletin:</b></font></marquee>
Coalition forces south of KaZaAbakistan have recently uncovered shocking footage, which were being broadcast across the Yo-Giberra network...
Two videotapes of fugitive Osama dig Laden, who had <i>jihad</i> declared two years ago against OA.com-- and has since renewed that declaration against YMB-- following the devastating loss by the Philadelphia Eagles in their first of three consecutive NFC Championship game appearances.
<img src=http://members.aol.com/bronxboyalpha/images/osama-dig-laden_2.jpg>
Although both the CIA and Interpol are still investigating the authenticity of the tapes, they are stating that the second tape was made a few months after the first, ending months of speculation that dig Laden has undergone massive reconstructive surgical procedures...
<img src=http://members.aol.com/bronxboyalpha/images/osama-dig-laden_1.jpg>
CIA officials are concluding from translations that the second tape is that of dig Laden issuing a <i>fatwah</i> against Rush Limbaugh, presumably for statements made concerning Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb.
More news as it develops...
<marquee><font size=+2 color=red><b>This has been a YMB News Bulletin-- up to the minute message board coverage</b></font></marquee>
Coalition forces south of KaZaAbakistan have recently uncovered shocking footage, which were being broadcast across the Yo-Giberra network...
Two videotapes of fugitive Osama dig Laden, who had <i>jihad</i> declared two years ago against OA.com-- and has since renewed that declaration against YMB-- following the devastating loss by the Philadelphia Eagles in their first of three consecutive NFC Championship game appearances.
<img src=http://members.aol.com/bronxboyalpha/images/osama-dig-laden_2.jpg>
Although both the CIA and Interpol are still investigating the authenticity of the tapes, they are stating that the second tape was made a few months after the first, ending months of speculation that dig Laden has undergone massive reconstructive surgical procedures...
<img src=http://members.aol.com/bronxboyalpha/images/osama-dig-laden_1.jpg>
CIA officials are concluding from translations that the second tape is that of dig Laden issuing a <i>fatwah</i> against Rush Limbaugh, presumably for statements made concerning Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb.
More news as it develops...
<marquee><font size=+2 color=red><b>This has been a YMB News Bulletin-- up to the minute message board coverage</b></font></marquee>
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>