Dodgeball

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I was a ringer in recess sports like dodgeball and football. Always picked near last. Never covered on the football field but I had hands that could catch anything. And these kids never learned.

In dodgeball I could catch or dodge almost anything. Which had to be a sight to see being that I was the fat kid jumping and rolling on the ground to avoid being hit.

So in conclusion, pick me pick me pick me!

And I propose we do a crab soccer tournament afterwards.