04-06-2004, 01:10 PM
Wal-Mart the axis of all evil
eventually walmart will overthrow the government.and the people will rejoice because they will have the cheapest taxes.
Greeter #1: Hi! Welcome to Wal-Mart!
Greeter #2: I know I say this to you every day.. but I still can't get over how big this Wal-Mart is!
Greeter #1: I knowwwww! It's too big!
Greeter #2: I knowww!
Greeter #1: I knowww!
Greeter #2: I knowww! The whole town is this Wal-Mart!
Greeter #1: I knowww!
Greeter #2: I knowww!
Greeter #1: I knowww! Thank God we work near the door! Otherwise, we'd never be able to get out!
Greeter #2: I knowww!
Quote:\"While Wal-Mart has turned to the ballot in a number of cities and towns to win the right to build its giant emporiums, the Inglewood initiative is significantly different. The proposal would essentially exempt Wal-Mart from all of Inglewood's planning, zoning and environmental regulations, creating a city-within-a-city subject only to its own rules. Wal-Mart has hired an advertising and public relations firm to market the initiative and is spending more than $1 million to support the measure, known as initiative 04-A.
And they say that Inglewood will be a test case. If the initiative succeeds here, they say, it will become a model for Wal-Mart sovereignty across the nation and around the globe.\"
eventually walmart will overthrow the government.and the people will rejoice because they will have the cheapest taxes.
Greeter #1: Hi! Welcome to Wal-Mart!
Greeter #2: I know I say this to you every day.. but I still can't get over how big this Wal-Mart is!
Greeter #1: I knowwwww! It's too big!
Greeter #2: I knowww!
Greeter #1: I knowww!
Greeter #2: I knowww! The whole town is this Wal-Mart!
Greeter #1: I knowww!
Greeter #2: I knowww!
Greeter #1: I knowww! Thank God we work near the door! Otherwise, we'd never be able to get out!
Greeter #2: I knowww!