04-27-2004, 07:34 PM
.....the list of losers, in post number order, with yours truly leading the pack. Least Im in good company. How did I get so many posts?
200 Rooner Member 4/30/03 6247
45 GreasyItalianPrincess Member Kew Gardens, Queens 4/7/03 5478
405 header Member On the other side of the tracks. 9/29/03 5014
275 60FeetUnderWater Super Moderator not at the lunchtable!!! 6/8/03 4569
26 Hawt Baux Super Moderator Jerseyerseyerseyersey 4/1/03 3712
115 Toronto Hottie Super Administrator 4/27/03 3376
57 Flock of Moosen Super Moderator 4/23/03 3162
44 KensPen Member Flock's dog house 4/7/03 2793
3 IrishAlkey Super Administrator Blargon 3/31/03 2724
458 Topper Harley Member new place 12/3/03 2430
56 JimmyBlueEyes Member Somewhere, Out There 4/21/03 2324
375 BITENY Member In a house 8/24/03 2308
40 MYLF Member 4/4/03 2101
199 Sloats Member No longer in CT. 4/30/03 2085
156 The Brain Super Moderator Acme Labs 4/28/03 1991
151 Black Lazerus Member Phase 4 just began. 4/28/03 1718
33 GMANN Member With a Rape Fantasizer, next door to a Lush 4/3/03 1377
163 sweet angel Member Jersey Shore 4/28/03 1328
435 TheDude Member Amsterdam, for matters of crucial diplomacy 11/5/03 1183
101 Suzie Member 4/27/03 1161
211 Grumpy Member In my own little world 5/1/03 1106
47 diceisgod Member VIRGINA!!!!!! 4/8/03 1071
16 Keyser Soze Member J'Union City, Just Blocks From Alkey! 4/1/03 964
141 Ronin Member C.R.E.A.M., Jersey 4/28/03 932
407 The Man Member 10/1/03 928
2 FollowThisLogic Member 3/31/03 915
9 Silera Super Administrator 4/1/03 896
29 Lush Member In front of the computer 4/1/03 887
20 Crack Hitler Super Moderator deep inside your psyche 4/1/03 879
14 dru Member queen of queens 4/1/03 825
21 Gonzo Member Alkeys Bathroom, powdering myself. 4/1/03 739
284 Jimbo Member Hell 6/23/03 723
356 Drunken GW Member 8/6/03 705
192 Tenbatsuzen Member Moonwalking behind you. 4/29/03 659
327 madmick Member 7/23/03 592
32 Ants in My Pants Member The island of long 4/2/03 568
22 RapeFantasizer Member In my wonderful new apartment in Queens 4/1/03 554
153 BARRY MANILOW Member Who wants to know? 4/28/03 521
265 Hosp Member Parts Unknown 5/21/03 511
257 Metalfan Member South of the Mason-Dixon Line 5/15/03 492
229 reefdwella Member Tuesday Night Hummer Club HQ (Receiving) 5/4/03 479
252 Six-Pack Member Now accepting suggestions 5/13/03 414
158 Grizzly Member Yonkers, NY 4/28/03 390
285 McNabbShouldDie Member walla walla washington AKA jersey 6/30/03 331
30 Buttmunch Super Administrator 4/2/03 327
43 arpikarhu Member 4/7/03 327
258 JJ Member Garwood, New Jersey 5/16/03 319
58 kindred Member State of the Terminator. 4/23/03 318
342 Subzero316 Member The darkest & coldest place on earth 7/30/03 291
323 TheGameHHH Member 7/19/03 276
354 WhiteFolks Prison 8/5/03 276
54 HydratedPeach Member 4/15/03 274
353 LickMe Member 8/5/03 273
331 Hasegawa Member Pearl City, Hawaii. 7/25/03 270
6 tricia Member queens 4/1/03 266
41 goatweed Member Hell on a Cold Day 4/5/03 262
250 vampchick Member earth 5/13/03 260
283 SO Member Location Location! 6/20/03 246
212 Meatwad Member Home 5/1/03 245
473 Mister Grumpy Gills Member 1/2/04 242
68 Crackle Member 4/26/03 238
90 Canadian Tool Member Toronto 4/26/03 222
430 Faceman Member Through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, 10/30/03 214
173 The Almighty Spaz Member ..... 4/29/03 207
87 Luna Member 4/26/03 198
369 Wookies Cruel Circus Member North America 8/21/03 195
51 Opus Super Administrator Michigan 4/10/03 170
52 Hoon Member New York 4/11/03 168
337 NastyHam Member NYC 7/28/03 158
4 AngelIllegalImmigrantHater Member Utah 4/1/03 148
11 Sleeper Member 4/1/03 146
314 WiggerCunt Member Redneck Country 7/17/03 137
306 Kid Afrika Member Ova Here Now!!! 7/14/03 136
289 Bloody Anus Member LV NV 7/1/03 128
146 Raven Member 4/28/03 126
382 23Scadoo Member admiring myself in the mirror 9/3/03 118
270 PSYCHOMARKFAN Member 5/27/03 117
401 Danked Member 9/22/03 111
359 Ladbag Member PHILLY 8/8/03 105
227 DC Reed Member Virginia but for name purposes, DC 5/4/03 100
439 Unicron Member The Bar 11/7/03 97
174 SeeYouNextTuesday Member 4/29/03 91
462 salsa shark Member NJ 12/9/03 88
269 DarkHippie Member Marklar 5/25/03 84
180 mrcrowley1206 Member 4/29/03 83
213 cacogen Member superNOVA 5/1/03 83
31 Noellevious Member 4/2/03 80
404 Mulligan Prison 9/28/03 79
8 Hybrid Member jersey 4/1/03 78
395 Well Spoken Member 9/19/03 78
428 banana_juice Member West Palm Beach, Florida 10/28/03 76
114 SBlueman Member 4/27/03 73
223 JEWlia Banned We can't stop here...this is BAT COUNTRY! 5/3/03 73
471 DonnyInternational Member Toronto 12/31/03 72
18 CriticsLoveSnatch Member U. of Maryland 4/1/03 71
35 2 Tired 2 Give N F Member Currently Atlanta orginally Yonkers, NY 4/3/03 66
234 FoundryMusicJoe Member 5/6/03 63
72 DeltaPin Member Parsippany, NJ 4/26/03 62
237 Contra Member Jersey 5/8/03 61
228 Cluster F Member Rutgers University 5/4/03 59
511 horanto Member North Bumblefuck, New York 3/16/04 58
522 Ice Man Member 4/4/04 58
110 Mrs. Moosen Member 4/27/03 54
281 Jennitalia Member 6/20/03 54
297 lil_girl Member 7/4/03 54
10 TooCute Member In Your Dreams 4/1/03 49
124 BuffaloPaul Member Buffalo, NY 4/27/03 48
210 Yahman Member The Hell Hole That is Stony Brook 5/1/03 48
464 Clare Member 12/15/03 48
248 ResidualBitterness Member Washington DC 5/12/03 47
298 DamageInc. Member East Bumblefuck 7/4/03 47
53 sexbagel Member 4/14/03 46
480 Iamstillnotatool Member Hell's kitchen or Mel's Diner 1/15/04 46
390 coppelia Member 9/15/03 45
290 Death_Metal Moe Member 7/2/03 44
325 drunkengwb Member 7/21/03 44
490 skitzoette Member Mississippi 2/6/04 42
149 PanterA Member 4/28/03 41
266 AshleysTheGoer Member Hicksville, NY.... yes, i know 5/22/03 41
339 Snoogans Member 7/29/03 41
363 AJ in DC Member 8/13/03 38
5 Momo Member 4/1/03 37
319 bigdikblack Member 7/18/03 34
472 Jhaneusis Member 1/1/04 34
204 armymad Member 4/30/03 33
316 FMJeff Member 7/17/03 33
310 BDP Member Hellspass Hospital 7/15/03 33
426 high fly Member 10/25/03 32
165 Evil Ash Member NJ 4/28/03 30
394 IAM_Whitefolks Member 9/19/03 30
498 Fak3PlasticLov3 Member Queens,NY 2/22/04 29
39 HedCold Member 4/4/03 28
133 Kingpin Member The dirty swamps behind Jimmy Snukas house!! 4/27/03 28
392 Ova_here_now Banned 9/16/03 28
261 GaryWyze Member 5/20/03 26
305 SuperClerk Member Bensonhoist, Brooklyn, NY 7/13/03 26
429 Kissta Member The Armpit of NJ 10/30/03 26
59 Justin Member 4/26/03 25
303 Goodwitchk Member here. there. somewhere. 7/8/03 25
232 ClusterF@#$ Member 5/4/03 25
445 sean astin Member Notre Dame 11/15/03 25
161 Cleveland Steamer Member Cleveland 4/28/03 24
216 bnakedlady Member 5/2/03 24
254 x-filed Member Long Island 5/14/03 24
492 Reemus Member England 2/9/04 23
23 The Mojo Pin Member Margin Walker... 4/1/03 22
138 FrancineBanger Member 4/27/03 22
255 Milfa Member NJ 5/15/03 22
15 Austin Member Brooklyn 4/1/03 21
42 RottenVinny Prison 4/7/03 21
200 Rooner Member 4/30/03 6247
45 GreasyItalianPrincess Member Kew Gardens, Queens 4/7/03 5478
405 header Member On the other side of the tracks. 9/29/03 5014
275 60FeetUnderWater Super Moderator not at the lunchtable!!! 6/8/03 4569
26 Hawt Baux Super Moderator Jerseyerseyerseyersey 4/1/03 3712
115 Toronto Hottie Super Administrator 4/27/03 3376
57 Flock of Moosen Super Moderator 4/23/03 3162
44 KensPen Member Flock's dog house 4/7/03 2793
3 IrishAlkey Super Administrator Blargon 3/31/03 2724
458 Topper Harley Member new place 12/3/03 2430
56 JimmyBlueEyes Member Somewhere, Out There 4/21/03 2324
375 BITENY Member In a house 8/24/03 2308
40 MYLF Member 4/4/03 2101
199 Sloats Member No longer in CT. 4/30/03 2085
156 The Brain Super Moderator Acme Labs 4/28/03 1991
151 Black Lazerus Member Phase 4 just began. 4/28/03 1718
33 GMANN Member With a Rape Fantasizer, next door to a Lush 4/3/03 1377
163 sweet angel Member Jersey Shore 4/28/03 1328
435 TheDude Member Amsterdam, for matters of crucial diplomacy 11/5/03 1183
101 Suzie Member 4/27/03 1161
211 Grumpy Member In my own little world 5/1/03 1106
47 diceisgod Member VIRGINA!!!!!! 4/8/03 1071
16 Keyser Soze Member J'Union City, Just Blocks From Alkey! 4/1/03 964
141 Ronin Member C.R.E.A.M., Jersey 4/28/03 932
407 The Man Member 10/1/03 928
2 FollowThisLogic Member 3/31/03 915
9 Silera Super Administrator 4/1/03 896
29 Lush Member In front of the computer 4/1/03 887
20 Crack Hitler Super Moderator deep inside your psyche 4/1/03 879
14 dru Member queen of queens 4/1/03 825
21 Gonzo Member Alkeys Bathroom, powdering myself. 4/1/03 739
284 Jimbo Member Hell 6/23/03 723
356 Drunken GW Member 8/6/03 705
192 Tenbatsuzen Member Moonwalking behind you. 4/29/03 659
327 madmick Member 7/23/03 592
32 Ants in My Pants Member The island of long 4/2/03 568
22 RapeFantasizer Member In my wonderful new apartment in Queens 4/1/03 554
153 BARRY MANILOW Member Who wants to know? 4/28/03 521
265 Hosp Member Parts Unknown 5/21/03 511
257 Metalfan Member South of the Mason-Dixon Line 5/15/03 492
229 reefdwella Member Tuesday Night Hummer Club HQ (Receiving) 5/4/03 479
252 Six-Pack Member Now accepting suggestions 5/13/03 414
158 Grizzly Member Yonkers, NY 4/28/03 390
285 McNabbShouldDie Member walla walla washington AKA jersey 6/30/03 331
30 Buttmunch Super Administrator 4/2/03 327
43 arpikarhu Member 4/7/03 327
258 JJ Member Garwood, New Jersey 5/16/03 319
58 kindred Member State of the Terminator. 4/23/03 318
342 Subzero316 Member The darkest & coldest place on earth 7/30/03 291
323 TheGameHHH Member 7/19/03 276
354 WhiteFolks Prison 8/5/03 276
54 HydratedPeach Member 4/15/03 274
353 LickMe Member 8/5/03 273
331 Hasegawa Member Pearl City, Hawaii. 7/25/03 270
6 tricia Member queens 4/1/03 266
41 goatweed Member Hell on a Cold Day 4/5/03 262
250 vampchick Member earth 5/13/03 260
283 SO Member Location Location! 6/20/03 246
212 Meatwad Member Home 5/1/03 245
473 Mister Grumpy Gills Member 1/2/04 242
68 Crackle Member 4/26/03 238
90 Canadian Tool Member Toronto 4/26/03 222
430 Faceman Member Through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, 10/30/03 214
173 The Almighty Spaz Member ..... 4/29/03 207
87 Luna Member 4/26/03 198
369 Wookies Cruel Circus Member North America 8/21/03 195
51 Opus Super Administrator Michigan 4/10/03 170
52 Hoon Member New York 4/11/03 168
337 NastyHam Member NYC 7/28/03 158
4 AngelIllegalImmigrantHater Member Utah 4/1/03 148
11 Sleeper Member 4/1/03 146
314 WiggerCunt Member Redneck Country 7/17/03 137
306 Kid Afrika Member Ova Here Now!!! 7/14/03 136
289 Bloody Anus Member LV NV 7/1/03 128
146 Raven Member 4/28/03 126
382 23Scadoo Member admiring myself in the mirror 9/3/03 118
270 PSYCHOMARKFAN Member 5/27/03 117
401 Danked Member 9/22/03 111
359 Ladbag Member PHILLY 8/8/03 105
227 DC Reed Member Virginia but for name purposes, DC 5/4/03 100
439 Unicron Member The Bar 11/7/03 97
174 SeeYouNextTuesday Member 4/29/03 91
462 salsa shark Member NJ 12/9/03 88
269 DarkHippie Member Marklar 5/25/03 84
180 mrcrowley1206 Member 4/29/03 83
213 cacogen Member superNOVA 5/1/03 83
31 Noellevious Member 4/2/03 80
404 Mulligan Prison 9/28/03 79
8 Hybrid Member jersey 4/1/03 78
395 Well Spoken Member 9/19/03 78
428 banana_juice Member West Palm Beach, Florida 10/28/03 76
114 SBlueman Member 4/27/03 73
223 JEWlia Banned We can't stop here...this is BAT COUNTRY! 5/3/03 73
471 DonnyInternational Member Toronto 12/31/03 72
18 CriticsLoveSnatch Member U. of Maryland 4/1/03 71
35 2 Tired 2 Give N F Member Currently Atlanta orginally Yonkers, NY 4/3/03 66
234 FoundryMusicJoe Member 5/6/03 63
72 DeltaPin Member Parsippany, NJ 4/26/03 62
237 Contra Member Jersey 5/8/03 61
228 Cluster F Member Rutgers University 5/4/03 59
511 horanto Member North Bumblefuck, New York 3/16/04 58
522 Ice Man Member 4/4/04 58
110 Mrs. Moosen Member 4/27/03 54
281 Jennitalia Member 6/20/03 54
297 lil_girl Member 7/4/03 54
10 TooCute Member In Your Dreams 4/1/03 49
124 BuffaloPaul Member Buffalo, NY 4/27/03 48
210 Yahman Member The Hell Hole That is Stony Brook 5/1/03 48
464 Clare Member 12/15/03 48
248 ResidualBitterness Member Washington DC 5/12/03 47
298 DamageInc. Member East Bumblefuck 7/4/03 47
53 sexbagel Member 4/14/03 46
480 Iamstillnotatool Member Hell's kitchen or Mel's Diner 1/15/04 46
390 coppelia Member 9/15/03 45
290 Death_Metal Moe Member 7/2/03 44
325 drunkengwb Member 7/21/03 44
490 skitzoette Member Mississippi 2/6/04 42
149 PanterA Member 4/28/03 41
266 AshleysTheGoer Member Hicksville, NY.... yes, i know 5/22/03 41
339 Snoogans Member 7/29/03 41
363 AJ in DC Member 8/13/03 38
5 Momo Member 4/1/03 37
319 bigdikblack Member 7/18/03 34
472 Jhaneusis Member 1/1/04 34
204 armymad Member 4/30/03 33
316 FMJeff Member 7/17/03 33
310 BDP Member Hellspass Hospital 7/15/03 33
426 high fly Member 10/25/03 32
165 Evil Ash Member NJ 4/28/03 30
394 IAM_Whitefolks Member 9/19/03 30
498 Fak3PlasticLov3 Member Queens,NY 2/22/04 29
39 HedCold Member 4/4/03 28
133 Kingpin Member The dirty swamps behind Jimmy Snukas house!! 4/27/03 28
392 Ova_here_now Banned 9/16/03 28
261 GaryWyze Member 5/20/03 26
305 SuperClerk Member Bensonhoist, Brooklyn, NY 7/13/03 26
429 Kissta Member The Armpit of NJ 10/30/03 26
59 Justin Member 4/26/03 25
303 Goodwitchk Member here. there. somewhere. 7/8/03 25
232 ClusterF@#$ Member 5/4/03 25
445 sean astin Member Notre Dame 11/15/03 25
161 Cleveland Steamer Member Cleveland 4/28/03 24
216 bnakedlady Member 5/2/03 24
254 x-filed Member Long Island 5/14/03 24
492 Reemus Member England 2/9/04 23
23 The Mojo Pin Member Margin Walker... 4/1/03 22
138 FrancineBanger Member 4/27/03 22
255 Milfa Member NJ 5/15/03 22
15 Austin Member Brooklyn 4/1/03 21
42 RottenVinny Prison 4/7/03 21
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<marquee><font size=1 color=blue><b>Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. </b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=green><b> Yo I can't sing it I feel like singin I wanna fucking sing Cos i'm happy Yeh, i'm happy HaHa I got my baby back Yo, check it out Some days i sit, staring out the window Watchin' this world pass me by Sometimes i think theres nothing to live for I almost break down and cry Somtimes i think i'm crazy I'm crazy, oh so crazy Why am i here, am i just wasting my time? But then i see my baby Suddenly i'm not crazy It all makes sense when i look into her eyes Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leaning on me Cos sometimes it feels like the world's almost over But then she come back to me My baby girl [hailey laughs] keeps gettin' older I watch her grow up with pride People make jokes, cos they don't understand me They just dont see my real side I act like shit, dont phase me, Inside it drives me crazy My insecurities could eat me alive But then i see my baby Suddenly i'm not crazy It all makes sense when i look into her eyes Yeh and if i could sing, i'd keep singing this song to my daughter If i could hit the notes, i'd blow something as long as my father To show her how i feel about her, how proud i am that i got 'er God, im a daddy, im so glad that her mum didn't (abort her) Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona That i'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma, But i wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest Cos there's a lot of shit i keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' ma soul, And just know that i grow colder the older i grow This boulder on my shoulder that gets heavy and harder to hold And this load is like the weight of the world And i think my neck is breaking should i just give up Or try to live up to these expectations? now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself, But i got a wife who's determined to make my life living hell But i handle it well, given the circumstances i'm dealt So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else But the years that i've wasted are nothing to the tears that ive tasted So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of probation I've went to jail for this woman, i've been to bat for this woman I've taken bats to people' backs, bent over backwards for this woman Man, i shoulda seen it comin, what i stick my penis uppin? Woulda ripped the pre-nup if i'd seen what she was fuckin But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more I got my baby, maybe the only lady that i adore, haley So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted Its like the greatest gift you can get The weight has been lifted Woow! I told you, i can't sing. Oh well, i tried Haley, remember when i said If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there? Well guess what, daddy's here. And i ain't goin nowhere baby I love you (kiss)</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=yellow><b>We’ve been waitin’ for a long time Yes, we’ve been waitin’ for a long, long time We’ve been waitin’ for a long time But we ain’t gonna wait no more We’re getting’ ready to rock & roll We’re gonna - 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3! Well, there’s a reason everybody should be shakin’ in the house tonight And you should grab your favorite lady and promise her you’ll do it right. Tell Fat Jack to jump back and give you a shot of some booze So you can party to some stomp-down, butt-bumpin’, rock & roll, rhythm & blues. ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. I know that everybody when they hear the music will be doin’ it on the floor Jump up and down they turn around and tell the band to play some more ‘Cause tonight you can dance and romance and do anything you feel like doin’ But don’t look surprised ‘cause you know what I like and tonight we ought to do it ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Oh, yeah. Well, there’s a reason everybody should be shakin’ in the house tonight And you should grab your favorite lady and promise her you’ll do it right Tell Fat Jack to jump back and give you a shot of some booze So you can party to some stomp-down, butt-bumpin’, rock & roll, rhythm & blues. ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! The boys are back in town. And when the boys are back, There ain’t no foolin’ around!
</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=orange><b>Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste I’ve been around for a long, long year Stole many a man’s soul and faith And I was ’round when jesus christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around st. petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general’s rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out, Who killed the kennedys? When after all It was you and me Let me please introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what’s confusing you Is just the nature of my game Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me lucifer ’cause I’m in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah! Tell me baby, what’s my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what’s my name I tell you one time, you’re to blame Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah What’s me name Tell me, baby, what’s my name Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=red><b>Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold And they'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's each night begins a new day And if you don't understand him and he don't die young He'll probly just ride away Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountian moringin's Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night And them that don't know him won't like him And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him He ain't wrong he's just different but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=grey><b>What dey gives you blood? Three months man Whatchu doin in here anyway? You oughta be home with your momma How old are you boy? Thirteen Thirteen? Damn, the bastards must be runnin outta niggaz to arrest Yeah, ohh yeah, this goes out to all the families that went through the struggle Yeah, from the heart It was from the heart, everything was real All that I got is you And I'm so thankful I made it through Yo, dwellin in the past, flashbacks when I was young Whoever thought that I'd have a baby girl and three sons I'm goin through this difficult stage I find it hard to believe Why my old Earth had so many seeds But she's an old woman, and due to me I respect that I saw life for what it's really worth and took a step back Family ain't family no more, we used to play ball Eggs after school, eat grits cause we was poor Grab the pliers for the channel, fix the hanger on the TV Rockin each others pants to school wasn't easy We survived winters, snotty nosed with no coats We kept it real, but the older brother still had jokes Sadly, daddy left me at the age of six I didn't know nuttin but mommy neatly packed his shit She cried, and grandma held the family down I guess mommy wasn't strong enough, she just went down Check it, fifteen of us in a three bedroom apartment Roaches everywhere, cousins and aunts was there Four in the bed, two at the foot, two at the head I didn't like to sleep with Jon-Jon he peed the bed Seven o'clock, pluckin roaches out the cereal box Some shared the same spoon, watchin saturday cartoons Sugar water was our thing, every meal was no thrill In the summer, free lunch held us down like steel And there was days I had to go to Tex house with a note Stating "Gloria can I borrow some food I'm dead broke" So embarrasin I couldn't stand to knock on they door My friends might be laughin, I spent stamps in stores Mommy where's the toilet paper, use the newspaper Look Ms. Rose gave us a couch, she's the neighbor Things was deep, my whole youth was sharper than cleats Two brothers with muscular dystrophy, it killed me But I remember this, mom's would lick her finger tips To wipe the cold out my eye before school wit her spit Case worker had her runnin back to face to face I caught a case, housin tried to throw us out of our place Sometimes I look up at the stars and analyze the sky And ask myself was I meant to be here... why? Yeah, yo All that I got is you And I'm so thankful I made it through Word up mommy, I love you Word up It was all you, word, you brought me in like this I sit and think about All the times we did without, yeah I always said I woudn't cry When I saw tears in your eyes I understand that daddy's not here now But some way or somehow, I will always be around, yeah All things that I did from this to them Oh from drugs to being there Being down and out and I love you always Yeah, you say You see the universe, which consists of the sun moon and star And them planets, that exist in my space Like man woman and child You understand? We got to keep it real, and what reality and reality will keep it real with us I remember them good ol days Because see, that's the child I was What made me the man I am today See cause if you forget where you come from, heheh You're never gonna make it where you're goin, aheh Because you lost the reality of yourself So take one stroll through your mind And see what you will find And you'll see a whole universe all over again and again and again and again and again Heheheh, yeah heheheheh ahaheheheh
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<marquee><font size=1 color=blue><b>The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems." The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent events,in your opinion,where has the white man gone wrong? " The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver. Women did most of the work. Medicine man free. Indian men hunted and fished all the time" . The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."</b></font></marquee>
<marquee><font size=1 color=blue><b>Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. </b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=green><b> Yo I can't sing it I feel like singin I wanna fucking sing Cos i'm happy Yeh, i'm happy HaHa I got my baby back Yo, check it out Some days i sit, staring out the window Watchin' this world pass me by Sometimes i think theres nothing to live for I almost break down and cry Somtimes i think i'm crazy I'm crazy, oh so crazy Why am i here, am i just wasting my time? But then i see my baby Suddenly i'm not crazy It all makes sense when i look into her eyes Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leaning on me Cos sometimes it feels like the world's almost over But then she come back to me My baby girl [hailey laughs] keeps gettin' older I watch her grow up with pride People make jokes, cos they don't understand me They just dont see my real side I act like shit, dont phase me, Inside it drives me crazy My insecurities could eat me alive But then i see my baby Suddenly i'm not crazy It all makes sense when i look into her eyes Yeh and if i could sing, i'd keep singing this song to my daughter If i could hit the notes, i'd blow something as long as my father To show her how i feel about her, how proud i am that i got 'er God, im a daddy, im so glad that her mum didn't (abort her) Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona That i'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma, But i wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest Cos there's a lot of shit i keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' ma soul, And just know that i grow colder the older i grow This boulder on my shoulder that gets heavy and harder to hold And this load is like the weight of the world And i think my neck is breaking should i just give up Or try to live up to these expectations? now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself, But i got a wife who's determined to make my life living hell But i handle it well, given the circumstances i'm dealt So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else But the years that i've wasted are nothing to the tears that ive tasted So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of probation I've went to jail for this woman, i've been to bat for this woman I've taken bats to people' backs, bent over backwards for this woman Man, i shoulda seen it comin, what i stick my penis uppin? Woulda ripped the pre-nup if i'd seen what she was fuckin But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more I got my baby, maybe the only lady that i adore, haley So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted Its like the greatest gift you can get The weight has been lifted Woow! I told you, i can't sing. Oh well, i tried Haley, remember when i said If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there? Well guess what, daddy's here. And i ain't goin nowhere baby I love you (kiss)</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=yellow><b>We’ve been waitin’ for a long time Yes, we’ve been waitin’ for a long, long time We’ve been waitin’ for a long time But we ain’t gonna wait no more We’re getting’ ready to rock & roll We’re gonna - 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3! Well, there’s a reason everybody should be shakin’ in the house tonight And you should grab your favorite lady and promise her you’ll do it right. Tell Fat Jack to jump back and give you a shot of some booze So you can party to some stomp-down, butt-bumpin’, rock & roll, rhythm & blues. ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. I know that everybody when they hear the music will be doin’ it on the floor Jump up and down they turn around and tell the band to play some more ‘Cause tonight you can dance and romance and do anything you feel like doin’ But don’t look surprised ‘cause you know what I like and tonight we ought to do it ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Oh, yeah. Well, there’s a reason everybody should be shakin’ in the house tonight And you should grab your favorite lady and promise her you’ll do it right Tell Fat Jack to jump back and give you a shot of some booze So you can party to some stomp-down, butt-bumpin’, rock & roll, rhythm & blues. ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! The boys are back in town. And when the boys are back, There ain’t no foolin’ around!
</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=orange><b>Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste I’ve been around for a long, long year Stole many a man’s soul and faith And I was ’round when jesus christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around st. petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general’s rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out, Who killed the kennedys? When after all It was you and me Let me please introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what’s confusing you Is just the nature of my game Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me lucifer ’cause I’m in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah! Tell me baby, what’s my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what’s my name I tell you one time, you’re to blame Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah What’s me name Tell me, baby, what’s my name Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=red><b>Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold And they'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's each night begins a new day And if you don't understand him and he don't die young He'll probly just ride away Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountian moringin's Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night And them that don't know him won't like him And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him He ain't wrong he's just different but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=grey><b>What dey gives you blood? Three months man Whatchu doin in here anyway? You oughta be home with your momma How old are you boy? Thirteen Thirteen? Damn, the bastards must be runnin outta niggaz to arrest Yeah, ohh yeah, this goes out to all the families that went through the struggle Yeah, from the heart It was from the heart, everything was real All that I got is you And I'm so thankful I made it through Yo, dwellin in the past, flashbacks when I was young Whoever thought that I'd have a baby girl and three sons I'm goin through this difficult stage I find it hard to believe Why my old Earth had so many seeds But she's an old woman, and due to me I respect that I saw life for what it's really worth and took a step back Family ain't family no more, we used to play ball Eggs after school, eat grits cause we was poor Grab the pliers for the channel, fix the hanger on the TV Rockin each others pants to school wasn't easy We survived winters, snotty nosed with no coats We kept it real, but the older brother still had jokes Sadly, daddy left me at the age of six I didn't know nuttin but mommy neatly packed his shit She cried, and grandma held the family down I guess mommy wasn't strong enough, she just went down Check it, fifteen of us in a three bedroom apartment Roaches everywhere, cousins and aunts was there Four in the bed, two at the foot, two at the head I didn't like to sleep with Jon-Jon he peed the bed Seven o'clock, pluckin roaches out the cereal box Some shared the same spoon, watchin saturday cartoons Sugar water was our thing, every meal was no thrill In the summer, free lunch held us down like steel And there was days I had to go to Tex house with a note Stating "Gloria can I borrow some food I'm dead broke" So embarrasin I couldn't stand to knock on they door My friends might be laughin, I spent stamps in stores Mommy where's the toilet paper, use the newspaper Look Ms. Rose gave us a couch, she's the neighbor Things was deep, my whole youth was sharper than cleats Two brothers with muscular dystrophy, it killed me But I remember this, mom's would lick her finger tips To wipe the cold out my eye before school wit her spit Case worker had her runnin back to face to face I caught a case, housin tried to throw us out of our place Sometimes I look up at the stars and analyze the sky And ask myself was I meant to be here... why? Yeah, yo All that I got is you And I'm so thankful I made it through Word up mommy, I love you Word up It was all you, word, you brought me in like this I sit and think about All the times we did without, yeah I always said I woudn't cry When I saw tears in your eyes I understand that daddy's not here now But some way or somehow, I will always be around, yeah All things that I did from this to them Oh from drugs to being there Being down and out and I love you always Yeah, you say You see the universe, which consists of the sun moon and star And them planets, that exist in my space Like man woman and child You understand? We got to keep it real, and what reality and reality will keep it real with us I remember them good ol days Because see, that's the child I was What made me the man I am today See cause if you forget where you come from, heheh You're never gonna make it where you're goin, aheh Because you lost the reality of yourself So take one stroll through your mind And see what you will find And you'll see a whole universe all over again and again and again and again and again Heheheh, yeah heheheheh ahaheheheh
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<marquee><font size=1 color=blue><b>The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems." The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent events,in your opinion,where has the white man gone wrong? " The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver. Women did most of the work. Medicine man free. Indian men hunted and fished all the time" . The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."</b></font></marquee>