It's time for another installment of....DEAR GIPPY

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Dear Ann,

My husband won't stop saying meatflaps. I thought it was horrible that he listened to O&A, and hoped going online on the web would get him from repeating lines from that show all day long. He's even scream "OK TERRIFIC" in our bed during sex. But, then, online, he found O&A messageboards...and thats when he truly went over the deep end. He starting calling my vagina is pusspocket, and something about Jimmy Snuka wanting to penetrate my ass. And, the worst of all, is how he used to play with what he called my MeatFlaps. ((shudders))

My Howie is now gone, He left me. He now lives with some pusspocket with even bigger meatflaps named HeyLadi.

What do i do???