05-07-2003, 04:51 PM
Is that shit about decon true?!!!! If it is, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I thought that stuff was like Cianide or something.
They should use the salty butter they use on movie popcorn. That shit makes you really thirsty... but I doubt a mouse would have the 10 dollars for a kid size coke at a movie theater, so there goes that theory.
Oh.... I had mouse problems too. I used the kind that break their little fuckin necks in half and pop their eyes out. It was awesome.
Oh those little fuckers like peanut butter... that works better than cheese because they are slick enough to just steal the cheese right off without setting the trap off. Peanut butter sticks... they can't get it off, and BLAMMOOOO!!!11 Dead mouse.
It took me two days to find out that cheese sucks, cuz they'd just steal the shit, and run away, laughing at me in their little mouse voices and telling their little friends what I dumb douchebag I was.
I killed two this way, and the fuckers haven't come back. I think I sent them a message.
Oh I like animals too, and am cute and cuddly like a big old teady bear, by the way, despite my fascination with seeing little bastard rodents get their necks snapped the hell off. I am not only the president of PETA, I'm also a client.
They should use the salty butter they use on movie popcorn. That shit makes you really thirsty... but I doubt a mouse would have the 10 dollars for a kid size coke at a movie theater, so there goes that theory.
Oh.... I had mouse problems too. I used the kind that break their little fuckin necks in half and pop their eyes out. It was awesome.
Oh those little fuckers like peanut butter... that works better than cheese because they are slick enough to just steal the cheese right off without setting the trap off. Peanut butter sticks... they can't get it off, and BLAMMOOOO!!!11 Dead mouse.
It took me two days to find out that cheese sucks, cuz they'd just steal the shit, and run away, laughing at me in their little mouse voices and telling their little friends what I dumb douchebag I was.
I killed two this way, and the fuckers haven't come back. I think I sent them a message.
Oh I like animals too, and am cute and cuddly like a big old teady bear, by the way, despite my fascination with seeing little bastard rodents get their necks snapped the hell off. I am not only the president of PETA, I'm also a client.
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<p align="center"><b>Swing and a miss... and he looked like a dildo. Shake it uuuuuup.</p></b>
<p align="center"><b>Swing and a miss... and he looked like a dildo. Shake it uuuuuup.</p></b>