05-25-2004, 12:59 AM
The following are some bullet points from FOX News Channels broadcast of tonight's Presidential Address.
You know, when they do that thing on the bottom of your screen and stuff....yeah, those.
Of course I know that it is for highly selfish reasons that we are trying to stabilize that entire region but really, think about it, the sooner we get them behind the ball, the better off we'll ALL be. The entire planet can take a solid stride in the name of evolution, leading us step closer to acheiving the necessary society needed to ultimately survive as a species for millenia.
And now, of course, we'll always have a legitimate reason to keep our defense budget nice and high. This will assure continued military superiority for at least the near future as the US continues to play of the world's Big Brother, a role that we will be absolved from when the end of civilization arrives, in however manner that falls upon us.
Be assured, we will find Osama before the election and Bush will get re-elected. The new Freedom Tower will be built and all will be right with the world once again. It won't be September 10th but it'll be close enough.
But whatever dude, for now Mr. President, just get my gas prices to be below $2/gallon again, kthxbye.
You know, when they do that thing on the bottom of your screen and stuff....yeah, those.
Quote:Bush:A New Iraq will need a humane prison system
Bush:UK and Poland are leading multinational division
Bush:Elections will be no later than next January
Bush:We'll demolish Abu Ghrab prison to signify new start
Bush:Iraq will elect permanant new government by end of next year
Bush:Likely to be more violence before and after sovereignty
Bush:Terrorist will not determine the future of Iraq
Bush:I sent troops to Iraq to make Iraqis free, not American
Bush:A free Iraq will always have a friend in the United States
Bush:We've seen killers at Madrid, Bali
Bush:We did not seek this war on terrorism
Bush:We must keep our focus and do our duty
Of course I know that it is for highly selfish reasons that we are trying to stabilize that entire region but really, think about it, the sooner we get them behind the ball, the better off we'll ALL be. The entire planet can take a solid stride in the name of evolution, leading us step closer to acheiving the necessary society needed to ultimately survive as a species for millenia.
And now, of course, we'll always have a legitimate reason to keep our defense budget nice and high. This will assure continued military superiority for at least the near future as the US continues to play of the world's Big Brother, a role that we will be absolved from when the end of civilization arrives, in however manner that falls upon us.
Be assured, we will find Osama before the election and Bush will get re-elected. The new Freedom Tower will be built and all will be right with the world once again. It won't be September 10th but it'll be close enough.
But whatever dude, for now Mr. President, just get my gas prices to be below $2/gallon again, kthxbye.