05-08-2003, 04:14 AM
Not to be sexist, but...
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
- If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
- Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
- Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
- Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
- Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
- Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
- Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means
that you laugh at his.
- Sadly, all men are created equal.
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
- If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
- Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
- Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
- Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
- Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
- Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
- Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means
that you laugh at his.
- Sadly, all men are created equal.