I wish I had a lurking stalker...

[60FeetUnderWater]

Ok.


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Dieting


Yeah, so, I like to eat but there you are
Staring me down, oppressing me
I want to set you free so I can be free
I want to be me and eat these burgers of cheese!

Help me!
Can't you see this is not how it's supposed to be!
You say that my life will be complete if I can handle you
If I can accomplish this feat of losing 20 pounds in 8 weeks.

Fuck you I say, I will defy you every day
I will attend my local buffet and have it my way
Dieting, you had a spell on me but not anymore
Trimspa can suck it, Lucielle Roberts is a whore

Diet begone! I don't want you anymore!!

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