11-11-2003, 12:13 AM
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You can sell body parts?
I'm going to my basement right now.
You can sell body parts?
I'm going to my basement right now.
NO! I AM WHITE FOLKS!
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Must've cost an arm and a leg
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11-11-2003, 03:14 AM
Quote:Originally posted by headerOK, everyone say it with me now... TEEN shark victim. Hey, it really <i>does</i> sound better! :lol:
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11-11-2003, 03:16 AM
The TEEN shark victim is a born again Christian, so I think that voids your point.
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11-11-2003, 03:44 AM
Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel TEEN born again Christian? Bah. Where was her God as the shark was turning her into an appetizer? 
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11-11-2003, 03:47 AM
I always find surfer stories like this funny. They get looked at by sharks, who say, "hmmm food"
I'm not quite there yet
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11-11-2003, 03:49 AM
I saw that article when it first came out, and checked out the website and message board earlier today. She's "born again" and apparently they're viewing the shark attack as a way for her to "spread the word".
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11-11-2003, 03:51 AM
Quote:Originally posted by sweet angelHow does she intend to "spread the word", when she can't even spread her arms? <font color=4e4e4e>Yes, you could go for the easy joke in which she'll spread her legs instead, but I trust you are all better than that... yeah, right.</font>
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11-11-2003, 03:53 AM
I'm just amazed that she's 13 and already had pro prospects. I wish I lived in Hawaii.
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11-11-2003, 02:23 PM
I really do feel bad for her... Really
Okay enough of that.
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11-11-2003, 02:33 PM
Maybe the shark felt bad and decided to regurgitate all the body parts in its stomach and fedex the parts to the girl.
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