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Norton = plug whore. Yes. We got that joke 3 years ago....
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i actually caught this on tivo myself
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I just watched it off of foundry.com and Norton killed.
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A damn shame he wasn't able to be on the show. As much as I enjoyed LCS this season, it would have been 30x better if Norton was there stirring the pot.
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For some reason I don't think middle America is ready for little Jimmy.
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i still do not find him funny.
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i thought it was a funny set, but he's been doing that bad breath routine for a while now. He changes the metaphors each time, but it's still the same act. hmmm.
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I don't think Norton is that bad, but I still contend that his "clean" humor wouldn't work as well. He relies on the shock and dirtiness to make his act what it is.
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i still do not find him funny.
Don't worry; you're not alone. He's so bad, that I'd rather watch a woman comic.
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wow, that's pretty bad
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