Workplace Etiquette

[Toronto Hottie]

Who said I was single fucknuts?

We're talking about work. Not "turtle". Stay focussed.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

Do they fart much in the corners of downtown Toronto?

[Toronto Hottie]

I don't believe farting is geographically definable.

You're grasping.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

There is no way you passed geography.

[Toronto Hottie]

I thought we were discussing farts?

You're all over the place man.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

I am diverse.

My gas is a much higher quality than yours. Mine doesn't drip.

[BITENY]

Now I've got my workplace situation- My manager just got a new computer, a new Dell w/the built in speakers (same as mine). Now, everyone in my dep't knows when she hits the wrong button or when she gets an email because we all hear the sound go off. And it's extremley irritating. I want to say something but I know it's not my place.
Yet, I get lectured about 3x for having my radio "too loud" and that I should get headphones.
:puzzled:

So now I'm left with the annoyance of hearing "ding" every fucking time she gets an email. Personally, I think thats highly unprofessional if she's on a conference call and then all of a sudden you hear "DING!!!".....

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Mister Grumpy Gills
I am diverse.

My gas is a much higher quality than yours. Mine doesn't drip.

To pretend to be familiar with my gas is just silly.

You're really trying to hard. Try to unclench.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

Difference is when i unclench, I don't drop a kid.

[Hoon]

There's a way to call them out and not be crass or berating about it..

I'd say "Wha, someone made a valiant attempt to fart but it lacks substance".

This will make the fart perpatrator feel less embarrassed and less likely to hammer you when it comes your time to annihilate the room involuntarily.

Problem solved: