How Far Can You Shoot Your Load?

[Crack Hitler]

once when i was in college i pullled out of this girl and and when i shot i heard it hit the wall on the firstl three squirts, the wall had to be at least 5 feet away and i hit it with enough force to make all three of those squirts pretty audible. sounded like a water gun filled with ketchup. i'm gonna jerkoff and measure, i'll get back to you on this in a while

[Crack Hitler]

ok i know all of you were eagerly waiting my responce. ok from a standing postion i shot my load 81 inches. hope this helps with those keeping score at home

[Hawt Baux]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler
ok i know all of you were eagerly waiting my responce. ok from a standing postion i shot my load 81 inches. hope this helps with those keeping score at home

How many inches are in a foot?

God I was always horrible at conversion.

[RapeFantasizer]

there are 12 inches in a foot, making that 6 feet 9 inches.

[Hawt Baux]

Originally posted by RapeFantasizer
there are 12 inches in a foot, making that 6 feet 9 inches.

h:oly shit!


That's fuckin' far!!

[Crack Hitler]

i aim to please

[FollowThisLogic]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler
posted on 9/23/2003 at 10:43 PM
posted on 9/24/2003 at 10:24 PM

Shit dude, no wonder why you shoot so far, if it takes you nearly 24 hours to jerk off.....

[RapeFantasizer]

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time, thanks FTL, you're the bestest! :grin2:

[TheGameHHH]

dude, u didnt shoot your load 81 inches, stop lying

[Crack Hitler]

aww, can't measure up, and if i remember correctly from an old thread where this was talked about its not that great, i think we found out that the record was something like 15 feet by some asian guy.