Hey, girls, wanna go to college on a full time athletic scholarship, and not be surrounded by hulking lesbian she-beasts

[Drunken GW]

If curling, golf, and bowling can be deemed one, I fully believe Cheerleading can. It's a gymnastic sport.

i agree

there are cheerleading competitions
they're on ESPN all the time
i sometimes find myself watching the highschool girls
i have tio dim the lights and pull my shades closed though