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Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
The more a man speaks bitterly about a woman, the more I'm inclined to believe that that man hasn't had a piece of ass themselves in quite a while...
Go get laid fellas, stop the hate.
interesting hypothesis. in this case, it would be false. i get more than i possibly deserve.
jenny might be cute, but i'm going by the profile of most message board chicks. she would have to be the exception to the rule.
have you seen the WOW forum? its downright scary in there.
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Quote:Originally posted by Keyser Soze
interesting hypothesis. in this case, it would be false. i get more than i possibly deserve.
scribbling the word "ass" with a sharpie on the top of your hand and then jerking off profusely does NOT count.
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Keyser maybe a lot of things, but a liar about his sex life isn't one of them.
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now you're just projecting. just append "the size of toronto" to the end of ass.
i have ass on tap from a very attractive girlfriend, thank you very much.
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Quote:Originally posted by Keyser Soze
the O/U is 120 , i got $50 on the over
O $100
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Quote:Originally posted by madmick
Keyser maybe a lot of things, but a liar about his sex life isn't one of them.
you watch from the corner of the room or from a peeping hole? which is it?
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He streams it on Live365.
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Fucking pervert.
It's invitation only. You'll have to beg him for the link.
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I refuse to beg.
oh, please please please please please can I have an invite? Please? for the love of all that is good and righteous!
ok - so I cracked. sue me.
