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this board sucks!!!!
Header is so fat wthat when he fell no one laughed, but the ground cracked up.
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This one's true.
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Quote:Originally posted by TheDude
header is so fat if he wore a jacket with an \"H\" on the back a helicopter would come and land on him.
^^^Winner.
OLD!!
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Can an old joke still not win?
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I guess. Capt Low Standards.
Ok, so fine...heres a couple:
Header is so fat that he uses a VCR as a beeper.
Header is so fat that when he jumps into the air he gets stuck.
Header is soooo fat, that when he sits around the house, he really sits around the house.
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Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
I guess. Capt Low Standards.
Ok, so fine...heres a couple:
Header is so fat that he uses a VCR as a beeper. -- stoopid. doesn't even make sense
Header is so fat that when he jumps into the air he gets stuck. --sooooo old
Header is soooo fat, that when he sits around the house, he really sits around the house. --even older
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bah, none of those compare to the helicopter joke... stick with trimming shrubs!
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Dick! :lol:
One day, I'm going to post a picture of a quarter so you can spend the rest of the evening trying to take it off of your monitor.
Topper - guess you missed my point. I went old skool on purpose.
You're so dumb, I walked into your house and said it was chilly out so you ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.
You're so dumb, you got fired from M&Ms for throwing out all the "W"s.
You're so dumb, you took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff.
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look what you people made him do
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poor lil guy is probably all tuckered out from that
It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious